are you going to eat that?

dog + cat

2011-04-14T09:40:00.001-04:00

photobomb

also this:

ALL SHALL FALL

2011-03-28T16:33:00.002-04:00

Jamie got me this back patch.

I can't really deal with it.

JUGGALOS

mmm...

2011-03-26T13:24:00.002-04:00

Goodnight DUNE!

2011-03-02T13:45:00.000-05:00

i used to have to read this book everyday to that spoiled brat i nannied for a year and a half. and i just finished reading dune. so i find this so fucking hilarious

http://goodnightdune.com/index.html

saw this, and thought of you.

2011-02-23T05:29:00.001-05:00

the best nature show, EVER

2011-02-07T20:45:00.004-05:00

I'm-a make cat party a little denim jacket...

2011-01-19T06:12:00.000-05:00

...and this will be the back patch.

psychic assault

2011-01-13T10:04:00.000-05:00

piece of shit record label. with no releases.

http://psychicassault.blogspot.com/

walk it out.

2011-01-09T15:17:00.000-05:00

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

yes!

2011-01-07T18:57:00.000-05:00

don't tax the rich,

tax the witch.

DEATH METAL PARROT

2011-01-05T17:11:00.000-05:00

what is a blog anyway?

2010-12-31T18:55:00.000-05:00

beards + cupcakes

i know i post too many of these...

2010-12-24T22:32:00.002-05:00

mother

2010-11-20T17:03:00.002-05:00

legion of rockstars are a bunch of dudes who rerecord famous songs while listening to them on soundblocking headphones, so they can't hear their own performances. they also don't seem to know the lyrics half the time. here's danzig's mother by lrs

henry and glenn forever - WANT!!!

2010-11-16T17:03:00.002-05:00

The love story to end all love stories: Henry and Glenn are very good 'friends.' They are also 'room mates.' Hall and Oates live next door. They are satanists.

party.

2010-11-14T16:14:00.000-05:00

party invites.

2010-10-29T08:16:00.001-04:00

meow.

2010-10-26T11:14:00.000-04:00

the kvltknut rises

2010-10-24T19:09:00.001-04:00

here i present you the trvest and kvltest of all metal: surf. hails.

fuck yes

2010-10-23T13:19:00.001-04:00

Punch to the Face, originally uploaded by Ninja M..

go on skype katie or ima punch you in your stinky mug.

what i wants

2010-10-23T10:40:00.001-04:00

what i want

2010-10-22T13:31:00.004-04:00

just a toki, hanging out.

this dog is insane.

2010-10-16T02:42:00.001-04:00

satanic sexual ritual

2010-10-12T22:00:00.001-04:00

rowdy roddy piper: fighting childhood obesity

2010-10-03T18:40:00.001-04:00

Rowdy Roddy Piper Fights Childhood Obesity from Roddy Piper

arrgh!

2010-09-30T16:56:00.001-04:00

rinse and repeat

2010-09-27T15:23:00.002-04:00

hi kiddies...

did I already post this link?

anarchist black metal

for all your politically sound sounds.

xo.

Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro”: The Occult Meaning

2010-09-22T12:10:00.003-04:00

Lady Gaga’s Alejandro video caused quite a stir with the blasphemous nature of its imagery. Many people are, however, still wondering: What is the meaning of the song and what message is the video trying to convey? This article examines the occult symbols used in Alejandro in order to understand its underlying message.

no balls left untripped

2010-09-19T11:06:00.002-04:00

as for music

2010-09-12T01:25:00.005-04:00

you guys will probably think this sucks, but i've been entertained by it lately. it's one of the dudes from forgotten rebels, chris houston... it's weird and jazzy and awkward sedate vocals, the songs and lyrics are pretty funny. he does a pretty strange cover of the the forgotten rebels' song "surfing on heroin". if you listen to it you should also listen to the forgotten rebels' version to compare. its pretty cool. i really like the song called N.R.A.K.K.K.

sextrooper for dogtrooper

2010-09-12T01:21:00.001-04:00

jesus in a bubblebath

2010-09-11T17:41:00.001-04:00

Alice made me a welcome home cake...

2010-09-10T07:13:00.002-04:00

...almost makes living here worth it.

oooh oooh - GENRE CROSSING - oooooh woooh oooh

2010-09-10T00:53:00.000-04:00

ok, so while trolling the deepest depths of the internet that should not be trolled i found this gem. get this, a black metal cover of bjork's pagan poetry. you know, the song she wrote about her husband mathew barney, where the video opens with a cumshot and there are blurry but obvious shots of them fucking. beautiful. i wonder if these greek corpse painted idiots have any idea what the lyrics mean or if they just picked it because it has 'pagan' in the title. i never thought it'd be so amusing to hear the words 'swirling black lilies' whisper screamed. enjoy!

original porntastic video (i not so secretly love this song)

first i glue this to your head, then i make love to your face...

2010-09-08T02:50:00.000-04:00

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Frisky_Dingo

p.s. why does the aesthetic of this blog keep changing?

oh oh, this is fun!

2010-09-07T12:36:00.002-04:00

Ash Borer - Demo tape

I haven't listened to this demo yet, because it's hurling it's way towards my mailbox at an abominably slow rate. I'm pretty sure it'll be worth the wait....

xo.

light a fire in the sky

2010-09-07T07:18:00.001-04:00

graves at sea - asunder - split . possibly the best split ever. best track - 'pariah' by graves at sea. their singer nathan has the most amazing vocals in all of doom, except for the guy from burning witch, he can go from troll to goblin in about 2 seconds. sadly they're broken up, but he sings in laudanum now and they're also good (also nathan's a babe, despite the dreads). also, their drummer is the girl from noothgrush, who are also amazing. anyway, the actual vinyl is gorgeous. if you get the chance to paw it up, please do.

this totally rules

2010-09-06T11:40:00.002-04:00

i like listening to things. i hear that you do too. let's trade the things that we've heard sometimes, ok?

i'll start.

Fauna.

A Private Reading: Pungent Excruciation (Carcass cover)

2010-09-04T19:36:00.002-04:00

insane clown posse news network....oh god

2010-09-02T21:49:00.002-04:00

paranoisch

2010-08-29T16:08:00.002-04:00

queen of what??

2010-08-18T16:48:00.001-04:00

FDA Approves Depressant Drug for the Annoyingly Cheerful

2010-08-15T14:00:00.000-04:00

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Other Blog

2010-07-16T07:51:00.003-04:00

Oh hi!

Check out my blog for our new psychical research journal : http://psychicalresearchjournal.blogspot.com/

Submit.

Also if you could follow it, and make it look less lame...that'd be greeeeeeeeeaat.

There are no words...

2010-07-14T06:07:00.000-04:00

this made me cry: BIONIC CAT!!!

2010-06-25T10:46:00.000-04:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_environment/10404251.stm

Black Metal Version of Louis Armstrong's "What a Wonderful World"

2010-06-17T14:48:00.000-04:00

2010-06-16T22:04:00.001-04:00

my new lover

2010-06-09T19:02:00.004-04:00

seriously. i met this dude. he has gold teeth. in other news, this morning i was slapped in the face with a used condom. i hate glasgow.

"if this is the worst thing he's going to do in highschool, i'm blessed." says mother of teen werewolf

2010-06-08T12:34:00.003-04:00

read the comment by "wyattsky" it's hilarious:

"You know what? I'm going to start the best fucking trend to hit schools ever: Cowboys.
We'll all dress in plaid and leather, carry around revolvers, and spend our spare time riding horses and camping.
Fucking A.
Also, Clint Eastwood will be our unofficial God."

special instructions:

2010-05-31T16:38:00.000-04:00

wizard scratches.

2010-05-21T08:02:00.003-04:00

ghosts

2010-05-05T23:19:00.001-04:00

katie, tonight a bunch of hippies put on a cheesy hippy show at the bar at pedro`s hotel. you were a ghost beside me all evening. we were having a GREAT time.

SPOCK AND SUNSETS AND PIE

2010-05-02T18:00:00.000-04:00

http://nimoysunsetpie.tumblr.com/

YAILEN THIS IS YOUR FAULT

2010-04-25T07:37:00.001-04:00

i'm watching this even though i hates it. because i misses you.

???

2010-04-21T11:54:00.002-04:00

from http://fuckyeahpilfs.tumblr.com/page/12

ah! cat cat!

2010-04-20T16:18:00.001-04:00

skype party, got devo involved. hope she's not too emarrassed...

2010-04-15T19:35:00.002-04:00

you be the girl, i'll be the seal

2010-04-13T22:32:00.001-04:00

i miss you

and then they just came in

2010-04-13T18:44:00.001-04:00

THIS IS AMAZING

2010-04-08T01:09:00.002-04:00

GRAD STUDENT USES ALIEN-SEEKING MATH TO EXPLAIN WHY HE CAN'T FIND A GIRLFRIEND.

"Mr Backus, 30, found that of the 30 million women in the UK, only 26 would be suitable girlfriends for him, according to Click Liverpool."

think about this. it makes me weirdly happy!

2010-04-05T19:11:00.002-04:00

a customer at work today overhead me singing to myself in my usual high pitched annoying voice. she told me i sound exactly like kate bush, and to look up this video. i've never heard this song before. i love it.

for all your sexually disturbed doll needs

2010-03-31T00:16:00.003-04:00

http://shop.ebay.com/parajules1978/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686

Craziest Job Posting I've ever seen. And it's REAL.

2010-03-22T15:36:00.004-04:00

FULL-TIME position, translator: English to Klingon. $10/hr

must have 4-5 YEARS OF KLINGON TRANSLATION EXPERIENCE.

working with a TEAM OF KLINGON TRANSLATORS.

serious applicants only.

(i nominated this for best of craigslist. you should too. why? this job actually makes some kids' dreams come true.)

metal ruins children yet again

2010-03-15T17:46:00.004-04:00

://metalsucks.blogspot.com/

this one is just for fun:

as seen around st henri

2010-03-15T13:31:00.001-04:00

peed my pants laughing. for real., originally uploaded by sjwhidden.

alf is out on the prowl again

remember this? haha i love it.

2010-03-15T00:41:00.001-04:00

have you?

2010-03-14T17:05:00.001-04:00

i see your dragon and i raise you a kitty

2010-03-12T19:50:00.003-05:00

Something to think about.

2010-03-09T07:12:00.001-05:00

i think it's a sign...

2010-02-21T20:45:00.003-05:00

this is lyam's!

interior decorating tips for the amateur pornographer

2010-02-21T10:23:00.001-05:00

yep.

too busy to blog...

2010-02-18T18:31:00.001-05:00

...oh wait. no. i'm not...

Portal

2010-02-15T13:00:00.001-05:00

TO HELL!

do you guys know this death metal band? not only are they amazing...but the singer may dress like a grandfather clock. i shit you not.

PORTAL

FINALLY!

2010-02-12T14:15:00.001-05:00

cats for gold

after the rapture, who will care for all the puppehs/kittehs?

2010-02-12T12:10:00.002-05:00

sinners and demons that's who: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

ps- they have beer mugs!!!!!!!

TOKI ON THE INTERNETS

2010-02-12T01:56:00.005-05:00

i suggested to katie to submit that photo of toki to hipster puppies, and now he's on the internet!!!!!!

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

so this stupid condescending dodge commercial was shown on tv during the superbowl and it was all: "men have it so bad, blah blah blah boring, blah blah"

2010-02-11T23:55:00.004-05:00

the KABOOM, here comes this ad, and it knocked me on my proverbial ass.

kills germs

2010-02-11T19:57:00.000-05:00

a little bit boring thrash.

2010-02-09T08:08:00.001-05:00

big sunglasses = cool band.

whoa!

2010-02-08T21:34:00.003-05:00

i used this exact same picture recently....

i'm sorry i only write about lord of the rings and metal, but HOLY FUCK...

2010-02-08T18:45:00.007-05:00

christopher lee, aka saruman, aka the fucking grandest, evilest wizard, is into metal,

not only that, but he is releasing his own symphonic metal album this year. it is called:

"charlemagne: by the sword and the cross". his voice is made of satan's cigarette butts,

and crushed unicorn horns, so it should be pretty enjoyable for me. now, if only sunn o)))

could get him and ian macellan to collaborate with them and make a lord of the rings theme

album i would probably go up in never dying, magical, tolkien induced flames.

god, i could hear him say the word metal a million times over

send out your orgasm energy into the world....

2010-02-02T09:39:00.000-05:00

CIRCLE JERKIN

loosies

2010-01-31T16:59:00.001-05:00

urrr....today when i washed my sheets, I washed a condom in there too....

....i just rinse them out and throw them back where i found them. it's not a crime....

since no one reads this i don't feel bad posting this

2010-01-29T14:01:00.001-05:00

so that girl from the knife is still just as fucked up as ever..

2010-01-25T18:27:00.002-05:00

i love it

this is making me want to chop all my hair off again

2010-01-25T17:13:00.001-05:00

my overly long bangs ain't helping.

what happens when you cross star trek with tolkien?

2010-01-23T20:35:00.004-05:00

i come in my pants

also, this:

your new tattoo...take 2

2010-01-23T17:00:00.002-05:00

my new tattoo....take 2

2010-01-23T16:58:00.002-05:00

puppies and buddies

2010-01-23T04:22:00.004-05:00

TACOS, do this.

2010-01-21T08:24:00.002-05:00

http://www.nobleengland.com/

apparently you can win a meal with rik myall. in celebration of his song being used for the world cup??? this would be so funny, enter it.

black metal

2010-01-16T07:59:00.002-05:00

i went to my first real black metal show last night!

it.was.horrible.

one of the more terrible bands did dedicate a song to us, though: "this one's for the black metal sluts."

then there was some seig heiling....but I think it was all worth it for the corpse paint.

beautiful.

ps: there's audio up on the black metal symposium. check.it.out.

i present to you the MASTURBATING BEAR

2010-01-11T11:20:00.003-05:00

right on

2010-01-10T00:10:00.001-05:00

check THIS out

2010-01-07T18:34:00.001-05:00

PARTY

one more

2010-01-07T00:41:00.000-05:00

i think this is the cutest thing i've ever seen (so far this year)

oh my god...

2010-01-07T00:22:00.001-05:00

phallusifer

2010-01-04T22:02:00.001-05:00

Original Video- More videos at TinyPic

PRINCESSES OF DARKNESS: CAUGHT IN DAYLIGHT

2010-01-04T20:13:00.003-05:00